I SHALL SCREAM (sing whole song as a solo -start at 1:38 on the track to end)
You’re a naughty bad man, if you think I can’t be proper, prim and haughty I can and you’ll pardon if I mention…you must state your true intention… Is there not another room here? If there were a bride and groom here-would there be? Well, there might. We shall see. I shall scream, I shall scream at the thought of what you’re thinking I shall scream. You will wonder where that scream went when we come to an agreement. As my lovely dove is chubby, could she love a chubby hubby? I shall scream Mr. Bumble, I shall scream Bumble Wumble, I shall scream, scream…scream
AS LONG AS HE NEEDS ME (start at 2:10 on the track to end)
As long as life is long, I'll love him, right or wrong. And somehow I'll be strong, as long as he needs me
If you are lonely, then you will know, when someone needs you, you love them so...
I won't betray his trust, though people say I must. I've got to stay true, just as long as he needs me
CONSIDER YOURSELF (start at beginning, end at 1:01 on track)
Consider yourself at home. Consider yourself one of the family. We've taken to you so strong. It's clear we're going to get along. Consider yourself well in. Consider yourself part of the furniture. There isn't a lot to spare. Who cares? What ever we've got, we share! If it should chance to be we should see some harder days, empty larder days, why grouse? Always-a-chance we'll meet somebody to foot the bill, then the drinks are on the house! Consider yourself our mate. We don't want to have no fuss. For after some consideration, we can state. Consider yourself, one of us!
WHERE IS LOVE? (start at :42, end at 2:22)
Where is love? Does it fall from skies above? Is it underneath the willow tree that I've been dreaming of? Where is she? Who I close my eyes to see? Will I ever know the sweet hello that's meant for only me? Who can say where she may hide? Must I travel far and wide? Til I am beside the someone who I can mean something to ...Where...? Where is love?
REVIEWING THE SITUATION (start at 3:36 to the end)
What happens when I'm seventy? Must come a time... seventy. When you're old, and it's cold and who cares if you live or you die? Your one consolation's the money you may have put by...
I'm reviewing the situation. I'm a bad 'un and a bad 'un I shall stay! You'll be seeing no transformation, But it's wrong to be a rogue in ev'ry way. I don't want nobody hurt for me or made to do the dirt for me. This rotten life is not for me. It's getting far too hot for me. Don't want no one to rob for me. But who will find a job for me? There is no in between for me. But who will change the scene for me?
I think I'd better think it out again!
IT'S A FINE LIFE (start at :30, end at 1:17)
Small pleasures, small pleasures. Who would deny us these? Gin toddies -- large measures --no skimpin' if you please! I rough it, I love it. Life is a game of chance. I never tire of it, leading this merry dance. If you don't mind having to go without things, it's a fine life. Tho' it ain't all jolly old pleasure outings...it's a fine life! When you got someone to love, you forget your cares and strife. Let the prudes look down on us, let the wide world frown on us. It's a fine, fine life!
MY NAME (start at :09, end at 1:01)
Strong men tremble when they hear it. They've got cause enough to fear it. It's much blacker than they smear it. Nobody mentions my name. Rich men hold their five pound notes out. Saves me emptyin' their coats out. They know I could tear their throats out. Just to live up to my name. With me Jemmy in me hand, lemme see the man who dares. Stop me taking what I may. He can start to say his prayers.
BOY FOR SALE ( start at :16, sing to end)
One boy, boy for sale. He's going cheap. Only seven guineas. That or thereabouts. Small boy. Rather pale. From lack of sleep. Feed him gruel dinners. Stop him getting stout. If I should say he wasn't very greedy, I could not, I'd be telling you a tale. One boy. Boy for sale. Come take a peep. Have you ever seen as nice a boy for sale?