SEUSSICAL, JR. AUDITION MATERIALS

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Gertrude

THE ONE FEATHER TAIL OF MISS GERTRUDE MCFUZZ (Start at :13, end at 1:17)

There once was a girl bird named Gertrude McFuzz And she had the smallest, plain tail ever was.

One droopy-droop feather, that’s all that she had. And oh, that one feather made Gertrude so sad. She curled it, she dyed it, she gave it a puff--

She decked it with flowers, but it wasn’t enough. For no matter what, it just was what it was…

A tail that simply wasn’t meant to catch the eye of an elephant. The ONE-FEATHERED tail of Ms. Gertrude McFuzz.


Mayzie/Bird Girls

ONE FEATHER TAIL/AMAYZING MAYZIE (start at 1:39, end at 2:42)

I was once a plain little bird, like you kid.

One pathetic feather was all I grew

I had nothing showoff-ish

What's a plain bird to do?

And there's certainly nothing showoff-ish on you!

Then I made a plan for my self improvement

No more crumbs I vowed I would have the cake

Yes I went to the doctor

And he told me what sort of a pill I should take

Now I'm ... Amayzing Mayzie

As feathered as feathered can be now

Amayzing Mayzie It was all for sale!

Amayzing Mayzie The birds are all whistling at me now

Amayzing Mayzie Baby that's my tail

Sour Kangaroo/Young Kangaroo

BIGGEST BLAME FOOL (start at :02, end at :46 on track SING BOTH SOUR & YOUNG PARTS)

Twas the Sour Kangaroo!

And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said,

"Humph!" too

Why that speck is as small as the head of a pin

A person on that? Why there never has been!

Ahahaha!

You're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool

And I don't care who I tell!

Biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool,

And I think so as we-ell!

Maybe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruel

But you're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool!


Horton/Jojo

ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE (start at 1:06, end at 2:05 )

I'm alone in the universe So alone in the universe!

I've found magic, but they don't see it

They all call me a lunatic Okay! Call me a lunatic!

If I stand on my own so be it!

'Cause I have wings Yes, I can fly

Around the moon and far beyond the sky

And one day soon, I know there you'll be

One small voice in the universe

One true friend in the universe

Who believes in me

Jojo

IT'S POSSIBLE (start at :03, end at 1:00)

This might be a pool,

Like I've read of in books, Connected to one of those

underground brooks! An underground river

That starts here and flows Right under this bathtub!

And then-Who knows!

It's possible! Anything's possible!

It's possible! Anything's possible!

It might go along, Down where no one can see

Right under state highway Two hundred and three!

Right under the wagons! Right under the toes

Of Mrs. Umbroso! ...

Who's hanging out clothes!

It's possible! Anything's possible.

It's possible! Anything's possible!

This might be a river Now mightn't it be,

Connecting McElligot's Pool with the sea!

Then maybe some fish might be swimming...

Swimming toward me!

Wickersham Brothers

MONKEY AROUND (Start at :35 , end at 1:21)

There's a rustle in the bushes.

There's a tremble in the trees.

Hear it like a whisper

Smell it on the summer breeze. Mm-hmm!

Somethin' big is getting nearer

Somethin' big is comin' through

Got some monkey business That's what we intend to

do...Come on! I wanna monkey, Monkey around

Come on! I gotta monkey, Monkey around

Come on! We're gonna monkey

Ooh, we're gonna monkey around! Ooh!

Mr. Mayor/Mrs. Mayor/Whos

HERE ON WHO (start at :06, end at 1:04)

We're Whos here, Win or lose here,

Struggling to stay alive.

Each gust propels our dust. Oh, how the heck

Do Whos survive? At any given moment

We could crash or be drowned,

Hitting the ground, oh my!

Here on Who,

The tiniest Planet in the sky

A-ladela-deladela who who

A-ladela-deladela who

Who!

A-ladela-deladela who who

A-ladela-dela...

We're Whos here,

Win or lose here,

Struggling to stay alive.

Each gust propels our dust.

Oh, how the heck

Do Whos survive?

At any given moment

We could crash or be drowned,

Hitting the ground, oh my!

Here on who,

The tiniest

Planet in the sky

Cat in the Hat

OH, THE THINKS YOU CAN THINK (start at :20, end at 1:19)

Oh, the thinks you can think!

Oh, the thinks you can think!

If you're willing to try...

Think invisible ink!

Or a Gink with a stink!

Or a stair to the sky...

If you open your mind,

Oh, the thinks you will find

Lining up to get loose...

Oh, the thinks you can think!

When you think about Seuss!

Seuss! Seuss! Seuss, Seuss, Seuss, Seuss, Seuss

Oh, the thinks you can think!

Any thinker who thinks

Can come up with a few

Think a trip on a ship

To the Vipper of Vipp

Or to Solla Sollew...

Think of beautiful schlopp

With a cherry on top--

You don't need an excuse!

Oh, the thinks you can think!

When you think about Seuss!